i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Blow job season was short but glorious.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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