I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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