His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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