he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
No...this little piggys going to the bar
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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