I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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