i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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