Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
