I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
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he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
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I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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