You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
did you just send me my own nude
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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