You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
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its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
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I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
im on a boat
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