nutella sex= disaster
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
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Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
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If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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