Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Randomize
