Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I look excited, but its just a facade.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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