Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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