who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
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well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
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styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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