In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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