so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Randomize