I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
he shaved USA in his pubs
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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