I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
id be glad to
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
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I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
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Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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