Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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