Whod you bang
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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