And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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