You work out of a Hotel?
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
time to smoke my breakfast
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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