i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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