i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
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It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
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They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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