god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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