google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
my penis made a compromise with my morals
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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