My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
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Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
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I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
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