If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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