That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
Randomize
