If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I have demons in me.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
