its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
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I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
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Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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