we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
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it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
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Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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