WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
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i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
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it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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