I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
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that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
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At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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