question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Well I just put wine in my tea
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
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