Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
Randomize
