...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
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My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
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Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.