After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
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look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
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Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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