My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
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It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
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I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
God, I missed his penis.
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