Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
I came so hard my ears popped.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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