why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
We're facebook friends in real life
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Randomize
