You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
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