Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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