I want to stick my p in your. b.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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