i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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