jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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