Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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