i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
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In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
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there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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