Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
people are starting to question the shark bite story
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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