do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Randomize
