i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
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