I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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