Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
if only i could text you this smell
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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