ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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