I'm eating all of the evidence.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
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aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
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My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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